Dude: use The Google! Senator Kennedy was home by the time the pre-game chatter ended.
Dude: your running mate suspended them NEVER! I wonder if Obama has been told by his handlers (1) do not mention the hockey mom and (2) do not call McCain on outright lies.
Jim: I hope you are not personally responsible for the talk amongst yourselves thing you’ve got going here. Because I don’t like it. If I had a cell phone I’d text you to that effect.
Whoah there cowboy: taxing health care benefits? What? That must be true because you didn’t deny it.
First blood: ‘That’s just not true.’ I fear to make a drinking game out of how many times that phrase comes up because I’m just not that young anymore.
Dude: um, now you’re against ethanol? I’m sure it’s not because you’re overly concerned about the supply of organic-corn-fed sliced chicken. You do realize that the popularity of ehtanol has contributed to a major global corn shortage?
Dude: a spending freeze on everything except for defense? You sound an awful lot like Mister I-would-eliminate-the-IRS-and-the-Department-of-Education there.
And by ‘hard to swallow’ I mean ‘a steaming pile of poo.’
Whoah, dude: did you really just introduce Ms. Kookalooka into this debate yourself?
See, oversee, the verb of sight is see.
You forgot the one about being there a hundred years. Also, dude: didn’t locals ratting out their neighbors as a military strategy go out with the USSR?
You’re right, it’s only good to call your wife a c–t out loud, not say things like you’re going to engage a foreign country on the topic of their behavior with regard to terrorists hiding within their borders.
Second blood: Reagan name drop! Loss of limb: ‘I’ve got a bracelet, too!’
Um, isn’t Petreaus out now? Also, since when has a General ever said, ‘we’re gonna lose, but keep sending me your kids!’ Or maybe I was laughing too much about the bracelet still to have heard that right.
Whoah, dude, wtf? Holocaust whut? Yup, my concern with Iran is that if they get a nuclear weapon they’re going to start firing up the ovens? Not the same thing as starting a war with a sovereign nation, which we all agree might happen there.
Uh-oh, Russia not a democracy? I’m not sure we can all agree on that, shady elections and all.
I love it when they demonize Chavez! Darn you for nationalizing something valuable in your country, we are so jealous, you commie!
Dude, Kissinger is advising you? How retro is that!
Nice Spain shot!
Russia: democracy or no? Oh wait, that’s not the question. Aaand we get the Lugar shoutout! That one’s for you, Indiana peeps. Putin is getting confident and rearing his head over Alaska…oh sorry, wrong debate.
One: saying you voted for alternative energy is just a bald-faced lie.
Two (thanks, Mike B.!):
This is what we former teachers call A Visual Aid.
Dude: blood and treasure? Talk Like A Pirate Day was last week, my friend.
P-PPPP-OW! I guess I have to drink those 10 shots after all.